Friday, October 10, 2008

New Slang: Renee Zelwegger





So today's slang refers to a look that I use alot. I am not always allowed to speak my mind so instead I let looks do the talking. One look that I found myself using a little more than I should is one that Renee Zelwegger has really made her signature. It's a smile that says "I'll smile, but I want you to know just exactly how much it pains me to do so" Someone talking to you about some ish, you're not trying to hear? ZELWEGGER them bitches! Your boss pops off at the mouth, but you can't cuss him/her out? Serve them up a heaping plate of Renee Zelwegger goodness. Please note, you shouldn't get upset when people ask you if you are constipated or passing kidney stones.

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