Saturday, February 16, 2013

BHM Day 15: Serena Williams





Today’s BHM shout out will be short and sweet. Serena Williams is a beast and a bad bitch in general. I mean, on a tennis court it’s like she is straight up bullying these heiffas. I know that I would be terrified to have a Serena serve or even a backhand come my way. Then she’d top off her amazing win with a crip walk that would make Snoop himself shed a tear.

I haven’t even started talking about the crazy clothes that she brought to a pretty drab sport. She took this love of fashion and now sells it to bored housewives and zestlefolk on HSN. WORK SERENA! Feel free to twirl in one of your Serena William’s dresses.
So beyond her tennis ability and her fashion sense, she also has ass for days. It has lead to her being name checked by Kanye and has bedded Common. She was giving us ass before Nicki even finished paying hers off. She’s the O.G. and people need to respect this chick. She IS from Compton (don’t mistake her being well spoken and polished for the media as her being soft)

This week Serena returned to the number one spot in women’s tennis. She’s 32 and is STILL a boss. If that’s not reason enough to celebrate, this most certainly is:


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