When people are asked to think of attractive Black men, they often first go to the Taye Diggs, Columbus Shorts, Ian Blakes and Denzels of the world. Today I am going to shine the BHM light on the non traditional Black men that people find attractive.Better yet, let's just call it men with SERIOUS swag, as that sounds nicer.
First, let's talk about Cee Lo Green. He gained popularity as a member of Goodie Mob and then crossed over as a member of Gnarls Barkley. Cee Lo went on to find success as a solo artist. The man wrote and produced "Don't Cha" for PCD. If that's not talent, then I don't know what is. He was a judge on "The Voice" and people got to see even more of his over the top personality. The audience seemed to fall in love with him. But let's just be real for a moment: the man looks like a penis, no? The best part about him is he doesn't seem to care. He named his last album "Lady Killer" Clearly you can't tell this man a damn thing! That's what I'm talking about!
Next up, let's talk about Rick Ross. The man is the go to man for rap hits and has seen a large amount of crossover success. You know you are in a good place when veterans like Diddy and Mariah are coming to you for street cred. But once again, let's get real: the man has clearly never done a situp in his life and probably hasn't seen his penis since the early 90s. That would stop most men from being shirtless. Rick Ross is NOT most men. He is all "you will look at my titties and you will LOVE them!" He is confident in his curves and for that we must salute him (or at least motorboat him)
Last up: Lil Wayne. He has been on the rap scene for quite some time now, but recently has seen his popularity grow up. He has people in the streets AND the suburbs buying his music (well people in the streets usually are getting that bootleg for free.99, but you know what I mean!) which is the best way to make money and rule the charts. His style has been copied by many and his co sign helped launch the careers of Drake and Nicki Minaj. But for real though...the man looks like an anorexic predator. I throw up a little each time I hear some girl talking about some "ohh Weezy could get it!" That's just nasty! Apparently he seems to do ok in the dickdown department as he has about 234234234 kids with 2342342 baby mamas. Y'all, he smashed Lauren London. IF you don't know who she is, Google her! The fact that Ms. London allowed Weezy penis near her kitty box deserves a round of applause.
I really dislike the term swag as I feel like it's just played out. In the case of these three men, I think that swag is the perfect word to describe their appeal. Sure they are all rich (which we all knows helps) but these men can't be told that they aren't the shit. The believe they can steal your girl and that confidence is what will get them laid. These men give men all around the world hope that they too can get laid. For being such inspirations let us shine our BHM light upon these "unconvential hotties"
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